Turkey Day is 6 days away. I had a really deep and thoughtful post ready to be written. Apparently all that thinking didn't agree with me because I am now the not-so-proud owner of a migraine headache. Or maybe my period caused the fucking thing. I only know, I am OVER having a migraine headache.
In lieu of the truly wise, insightful and fabulous post I had planned for your reading enjoyment, I offer this new Turkey recipe with you. If you decide to use it, let me know how it works!
NEW TURKEY RECIPE
Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey.
Your dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!!Sure to bring smiles from your guests!
1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully.? (see picture below for details)
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces...

May your Thanksgiving be happy and safe no matter how you decide to prepare the bird!


