"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give
you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give
her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll
give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any
crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."