If I Were…

If I were a month, I'd be October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Monday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be night.
If I were a planet, I'd be The Moon
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a whale
If I were a direction, I'd be center .
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a mirror.
If I were a sin, I'd be lust.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be a Queen.
If I were a liquid, I'd be Water
If I were a tree, I'd be an Oak.
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be jewelry.
If I were a bird, I'd be a hawk
If I were a tool, I'd be a multi-plier.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be cactus or peony.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be cool sunshine with a light wind.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be the ideal woman.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a guitar.
If I were an animal, I'd be an otter
If I were a color, I'd be the rainbow.
If I were an emotion, I'd be glee.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be broccoli.
If I were a sound, I'd be Laughter.
If I were an element, I'd be Fire.
If I were a car, I'd be a muscle car.
If I were a song, I'd be Bitch.
If I were a movie, I'd be The Philadelphia Story
If I were a book, I'd be Dry
If I were a food, I'd be: Steak
If I were a place, I'd be a forest by the sea.
If I were a material, I'd be earth.
If I were a taste, I'd be remarkably tart.
If I were a scent, I'd be Cedarwood, oakmoss and lavender
If I were an object, I'd be a marble sculpture.
If I were a body part, I'd be an eye.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smirk.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: philosophy.
If I were a shape, I'd be a spiral.
If I were a number, I'd be 3.